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Warrior Cat Chat Room 5

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Im_a_hunky_muffin has entered the chatroom
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_ has entered the chatroom
Im_a_hunky_muffin: I’ve set a record
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_ : really…
Im_a_hunky_muffin: yup, don’t ya wanna no wat it’s 4?
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_: sure * rolls eyes *
Im_a_hunky_muffin: it’s 4 always bein the last 1 2 log off!
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_: wow that’s … great?
Best_Med._Cat_Eva’! Has entered the chatroom
Im_a_hunky_muffin: hey spotted leaf! U hasn’t been on in a while! (Brambleclaw has the grammar and spelling abilities of a kit)
Best_Med._Cat_Eva’!: ya well ive been busy getting revenge
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_: wow that’s … great… once again
Best_Med._Cat_Eva’!: I even hav set a record 4 it!
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_: Well I hav a record 4 being the 1 that always says the most insulting things in this chat
Happy&Blue has entered the chatroom
Happy&Blue: Hey guys wat’s up?
Im_a_hunky_muffin: we’re talkin bout records
Best_Med._Cat_Eva’!: I hav one 4 getting revenge
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_: I hav 1 4 bein mean
Happy&Blue: wow that’s hard core
Im_a_hunky_muffin: mine is 4 always bein the last one 2 log off
Happy&Blue: not 4 long
Im_a_hunky_muffin: wat’s that supposed 2 mean?
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_: wow this is getting a little 2 “catty” 4 me (Haha I’m mean and funny!)
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_ has left the chatroom
Best_Med._Cat_Eva’!: ya I’d better go uphold my record. I hope Tigerstar isn’t busy
Best_Med._Cat_Eva’! Has left the chat room
Happy&Blue: I mean that I’m gonna beat ur record!
Im_a_hunky_muffin: OMSC! I hav 2 go tell Hawkfrost
Im_a_hunky_muffin has left the chatroom
Happy&Blue: well that was easy
I_HEART_COOKIES has entered the chatroom
I_HEART_COOKIES: It’s ok, cupcake, that scary med. cat is gone
Happy&Blue: um Tigerstar what r u do-
I_HEART_COOKIES: OMSC I THOUGHT THIS WUZ A PRIVATE CHAT!
Happy&Blue: um no it’s not…. that’s why it says general chat for all clans  at the select a chatroom page. What are doing cuddling with that…that…. MUFFIN!? OMSC I thought I u loved cookies! I’m sooooooooo calling them on my celly!
I_HEART_COOKIES: NO don’t! PLEZE! I’ll do n e thing u want!!!
Happy&Blue: really? Say this * whispers to tigerstar *
I_HEART_COOKIES: uh fine….. “ I LOVE U JAYFEATHER!!!!! ”
Ya-I’m-blind-;-so-what-? Has entered the chat room
Ya-I’m-blind-;-so-what-?: Holy Starclan’s crap! Wat did u say?
I_HEART_COOKIES: um I’m gonna go now
I_HEART_COOKIES has left the chatroom
Happy&Blue: Jayfeather! Watch your mouth!
Ya-I’m-blind-; -so-what-?: ur not the boss of me u old hag!
Happy&Blue: I am going 2 call ur mother!
Ya-I’m-blind-;-so-what-?: I don’t care! Squirrelflight is so stupid she couldn’t tell a windclan cat from a tree! (Hey maybe I’ll be most insulting now!)
Happy&Blue: NO! I said ur m-o-t-h-e-r , LEAFPOOL! And don’t u insult ur father’s clan! Oops, I didn’t say that... uh ha ha  * GULP *
Ya-I’m-blind-; -so-what-?: So that means…………. I’M GAY?!
Happy&Blue: um sure! Let’s go w/ that (& I thought he waz the smart 1)
OMSC_I’M_GORGOUS! Has entered the chatroom
FOLLOW_THE_CODE_OR_DIE! Has entered the chatroom
OMSC_I’M_GORGOUS!: U read e 2 go 2 the spa?
FOLLOW_THE_CODE_OR_DIE!: iz it in the code?
OMSC_I’M_GORGOUS!: Errr yeah!
FOLLOW_THE_CODE_OR_DIE!: Ok then!
OMSC_I’M_GORGOUS! Has left the chatroom
FOLLOW_THE_CODE_OR_DIE! Has left the chatroom
Happy&Blue: Ok, maybe u r
Ya-I’m-blind-; -so-what-?: Huh? * Blinks innocently *
Happy&Blue: never mind
Ya-I’m-blind-; -so-what-?: what evs, im goin to make sure hollyleaf doesn’t   go all evil and stuff, kill Ashfur,  then go die… (Gah! Spoiler much?)
Ya-I’m-blind-;-so-what-? Has left the chat room
Happy&Blue: hmm, well that was strange…
Happy&Blue: might as well go get some fresh kill
Happy&Blue has left the chatroom
Evil_N_Proud has entered the chatroom
Evil_N_Proud: I’m lonleyyyyyyyy I’m mister lonleyyyyyyyyyyyy Ive got no bodyyyyyyyyyy
The_Quiet_one has entered the chatroom
Evil_N_Proud: Hey there leafpool… I dun think crowfeather around…
The_Quiet_one: Not in your dreams Hawkfrost
Evil_N_Proud: Aw come on, I know you like me.
I_get_all_the_gurls_ has entered the chatroom
I_get_all_the_gurls_: Hey leaf, got ur message… is Hawkfrost being all perverted again?
Evil_N_Proud: I AM NOT! i’m just being deliciously evil. * grins*
The_Quiet_one: * snorts * yeah right *to crowfeather * he was hitting on me!
I_get_all_the_gurls_: * goes to message history* you pervert! How dare you accuse something so…so disturbing of my precious Leafy!
I_get_all_the_gurls_: Aw crap…
Evil_N_Proud: your precious leafy?
The_Quiet_one: might as well tell him about the kits while you’re at it!
I_get_all_the_gurls_: what kits?
The_Quiet_one: crap. Meet me at the border at moonhigh okay? I’ll explain there.
I_get_all_the_gurls_: well, okay. I’ll sneak out of camp.
Evil_N_Proud: I’m still here you know!
The_Quiet_one: *ignoring Hawkfrost * I might be a little late. I need to give Hollyleaf her happy pills.
Evil_N_Proud: Hollyleaf? She was Hollykit 1 or 2 chats ago!
The_Quiet_one: Time flies when you’re chatting online. * To crowfeather* I’d better go so I can meet you on time.
The_Quiet_one has left the chatroom
Evil_N_Proud: you’re a lucky tom, you know that right?
I_get_all_the_gurls_: yeah… but next time I catch you flirting with her, you’ll be fresh-kill.
Evil_N_Proud: meep! o.0 okay ok!
Evil_N_Proud: Shoot. I have to pick tigerstar up from therapy. L8ter
Evil_N_Proud has left the chatroom
I_get_all_the_gurls_: hmmm. Better go plan my excuse if I get caught sneaking out of camp. (I beat you Brambleclaw! =P)
I_get_all_the_gurls_ has left the chatroom
THE END!
# 5!
!WARNING! BEWARE MAJOR SPOILERS!
The Cats:
The_Best_Type_OF_Fire = Firestar
I_HEART_COOKIES = Tigerstar
Fire’s_Gurl = Sandstorm
Best_Med._Cat_Eva’! = Spottedleaf
I_get_all_the_gurls_ = Crowfeather
Happy&Blue = Bluestar
Im_a_hunky_muffin = Brambleclaw
MEOWMEOWMIX_Spokes_cat = Graystripe
NOT_A_CHIPMUNK_ = Squirrelflight
The_Quiet_one = Leafpool
Evil_N_Proud = Hawkfrost
Moon_Kitteh = Moonfeather (OC)
I_like_meh_soda_diet_like_tigey_does = Onestar
Breez-e_Boy = Breezepelt
Color*Med*Kitty*Storm = Colorstorm (OC)
Spots_O’_Gray = Ashfur
Fluffy_~_leaf_~_of_~_AWESOME = Fluffleaf (OC)
Ya-I’m-blind-;-so-what-? = Jayfeather

The Links:
First: [link]
Second: [link]
Third: [link]
Fourth: [link]
Sixth: [link]
Seventh: [link]
Seventh: [link]
Eighth: [link]


The Disclaimer: I don’t own anything except for Moonfeather, Colorstorm, Fluffleaf, and The Ashfur Song!
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